Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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