Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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