I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick