i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.