After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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