yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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