She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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