these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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