I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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