Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
so much tequila, so little girl.
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We need to get me chipped asap
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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