Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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