BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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