none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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