it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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