all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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