They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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