Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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