Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just had sex bonerless
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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