Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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