When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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