please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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