so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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