ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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