its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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