actually, I'm a sock model
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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