whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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