im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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