if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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