I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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