My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
His nipple licking is glorious
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