Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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