I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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