chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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