Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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