Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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