what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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