I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
