Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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