Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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