I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm bleeding and have questions
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