She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I need a burrito and a hug.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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