In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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