brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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