people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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