Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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