I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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