wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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