She said her name was "party"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I touched a dick in church today
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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