in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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