My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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