We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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