dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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