...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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