Sponge bath it is.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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